Saturday, February 7, 2015

17 Things Fangirls Do


Fangirls are scary, scary humans. We all know this.

It's a horrifying thought, I know, but have you ever stopped to consider that you might be a fangirl? It's important that you make sure. In this post, I will be identifying the symptoms of this mania to help you decide whether or not you have this problem.

So, without further ado:

1. You use the phrases "I ship it", "The feels!", and "I can't even!" in your everyday conversations.


2. You have a Pinterest board and/or a Tumblr blog dedicated to one of your fandoms.



3. You squeal or flail when your OTP does something cute.

 
 

4. You know what an OTP is.



5. You've had actual fights over which Avenger is the best.


6. You know that using all-caps is PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE.


7. You feel inexpressible pain when your favorite web-series ends.


8. You exaggerate. Big time.


9. You have so many crushes on fictional boys that you can't even count them all anymore.


10. You own fandom merch. 


11. You know what fanfiction is, and you either write it, read it, or run away from it as fast as you can.


12. You have a hard time keeping calm when a favorite author retweets or favorites your tweet.
 

13. Your favorite people don't even know you exist.


14. You literally scream when a book ends in a cliffhanger.

 
15. You get angry when other fangirls ship the wrong ship.


16. Your greatest fear is series finales.


17. You have so many feels. So. Many.



Still unsure of where you stand on the Fangirl Chart? Here's a helpful guide.

If None of these relate to you: Great news! You are not a fangirl! Your life must be so very comfortable...

If 1 - 6 of these relate to you: Hmm, looks like you have a bit of a problem. You are certainly showing some symptoms. Don't worry, it's not too serious - as long as you keep it in check.

If 7 - 12 relate: FANGIRL ALERT. Things are getting out of hand, I'm afraid. The good news is that it's not too late to start working on your problem. Just remember - conceal, don't feel. Don't let them know.

If you relate to 13 - 17 of these: I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.


Later, everybody! I'm off to go marathon a couple of web-series and add a couple more hundred pins to my Doctor Who board!

love,
Hannah
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44 comments:

  1. UnknownFebruary 7, 2015 at 6:33 PM

    I am a fangirl. And these describe me so well. I JUST CANT.
    See, I'm a fangirl.
    We are scary. Very scary. xD
    ~Ry

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    1. Hannah MaryFebruary 7, 2015 at 9:51 PM

      I CAN'T EVEN EITHER. Glad you're a fangirl, too :)

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  2. EkaterinaFebruary 7, 2015 at 6:57 PM

    My diagnosis says I'm a fan girl. :) I started laughing when I read the symptoms because they really described me and my feels.

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  3. Olivia SmitFebruary 7, 2015 at 9:40 PM

    I'm pretty sure, like, 18/17 of these apply to me.

    *sits in respectful silence*

    *whispers*

    I am...one of THEM.

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    1. Hannah MaryFebruary 7, 2015 at 9:55 PM

      You are certainly one of us, Olivia. #SHERLOCKIANSUNITE

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  4. DanielleFebruary 7, 2015 at 11:19 PM

    Haha, good post, Hannah. I got about 6 or 7, so I'm doing okay! :P

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 8, 2015 at 12:54 AM

    Eh. Not bad. I got ten of them. I'm usually a quieter kind of fangirl, which I'm perfectly fine with. I can definitely relate to all of the above involving feels. My feels take a beating regularly, haha. The only ones I don't do are the ones involving shipping and OTPS. Nope.

    Great post!

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    1. Hannah MaryFebruary 8, 2015 at 4:42 PM

      There are so many different sorts of fangirls out there! I'm starting to realize that I should have mentioned that fact in my post. Thanks for commenting, Ana!

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 8, 2015 at 1:42 AM

    OHMYGOSH YES YES SO MUCH YES I MEAN WHAT.
    Like, Season Finales. In Sherlock. YOU CAN'T OH MAN.
    I love this. ♥

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  7. Flittering FlameFebruary 8, 2015 at 3:09 AM

    I am not any of those! There are some things I really do like, but I don't think I am that much of a fangirl. I am too much a dreamer.

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    1. Hannah MaryFebruary 8, 2015 at 4:44 PM

      That's awesome, you know - I love seeing how everyone relates to or is different from the "typical fangirl" I described.

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  8. Abigail LennahFebruary 8, 2015 at 4:10 AM

    I'm not a loud fangirl... most of the time. I do scream OTP a lot though... (that Agony gif though... the feels, man. The feels! Feels on fleek!)

    xoxo Morning

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    1. Hannah MaryFebruary 8, 2015 at 4:46 PM

      Glad you liked that GIF...I had a good laugh about it :D SO MANY FEELS.

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  9. Emily Ann PutzkeFebruary 8, 2015 at 5:11 AM

    Oooh this is great!! 2, 3, 6, 13, 14. YES. Awesome post!!

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  10. LizzyFebruary 8, 2015 at 3:15 PM

    Yeeeeesh... I barely still fit in the 7-12 fangirl category. But I can't help it! I have so many feels and I ship stuff, and I. Just. Can't. Even!!!
    This post made me laugh and then groan at the fact that I will probably never stop being a fangirl. I feel so sorry for my future children if I ever have any... Hopefully they'll all be fangirls/boys and won't be embarrassed. XD

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    1. Hannah MaryFebruary 8, 2015 at 4:48 PM

      Fangirls rock! :) Embrace the fangirliness. Thanks for commenting, Elizabeth!

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  11. Hannah February 8, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    haha yes! To all of these! XD
    Also, loved the Green Gables Fables gif! One of my absolute favorite vlog adaptions. I am forever depressed until season two comes!

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    1. Hannah MaryFebruary 8, 2015 at 6:31 PM

      It's one of my favorites, too. #7 was actually referring to that! Thanks for commenting, Hannah :D Glad you can relate.

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  12. AbbieeFebruary 8, 2015 at 6:44 PM

    Gaaah, these are so SPOT ON. Like, oh gosh. This post is just so brilliant! All the GIFs match so perfectly. I think I just have a little bit of a problem. But #15 is my life. All da way. I love love love your blog, Hannah! You've got a new fan and follower. (:

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    1. Hannah MaryFebruary 8, 2015 at 7:34 PM

      You are so so sweet, thank you! I'm glad you liked this post! I'm off to go check out your blog. :)

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  13. EmilyFebruary 8, 2015 at 8:15 PM

    THIS APPLIES SO MUCH. I can't even.

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  14. Chloe February 9, 2015 at 8:29 PM

    Oh gosh. HANNAH. I'm- I'm a full blown fangirl. This post is scarily accurate and I absolutely adored it. Firstly it's in list form, and secondly, each point HAS A GIF!!!!!!!! I swear, I almost started fangirling while reading a post about fangirling. Eeesh.

    Chloe | Curious Ramblings

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    1. Hannah MaryFebruary 10, 2015 at 4:30 PM

      You're awesome, Chloe! Yeah, I thought I could get away with excessive GIF use seeing as this post was all about being a fangirl! Thanks for this comment :)

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  15. Zoe N.February 10, 2015 at 1:35 AM

    Absolutely hilarious post Hannah! I see myself in so many of these - I can't count the number of times I've squealed about OTPs, fangirled in all caps or used the phrases "I ship it", "The feels!", and "I can't even!" in everyday conversation. Glad to know I'm not alone! ;) Love the GIFs and thanks for the wonderful, entertaining post! <33

    ~ Zoe @ Stories on Stage

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    1. Hannah MaryFebruary 10, 2015 at 4:57 PM

      Thank you so much, Zoe! I'm so glad that you can relate to the fangirly feels.

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  16. CG @ Paper FuryFebruary 10, 2015 at 10:47 AM

    I RELATE TO ALL 17. ALL OF THEM. SEND HELP. Actually...don't. I will can't even about shipping my OTPs in agony FOREVER AND EVER IN HAPPINESS. *collapses with feeeeeels*

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  17. MillsonFebruary 10, 2015 at 2:57 PM

    part of my mum's car number plate is OTP, i squealed ;-)

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    1. Hannah MaryFebruary 10, 2015 at 5:03 PM

      That's really funny :) I would've squealed, too.

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  18. Felicity GreenFebruary 11, 2015 at 5:09 AM

    Oh my goodness, I literally can't even. I can't breathe. I'm dead. These are so relatable to me. There is no turning back for me. Send help.

    Also, perfect use of GIFs. All of them made me laugh so much :D

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  19. FaithFebruary 17, 2015 at 7:41 PM

    THIS POST IS PERFECTION BLESS YOUR SOUL
    A+ for GIF usage and just wow yes.

    Im such a fangirl it hurts.

    and I just found your blog and its freaking perfect. the pictures are perfect and your topics and wow. beautiful. and YOU'RE FROM IRELAND! Im Irish but Ive never been to the country of my people but someday I will! I love Ireland. hahaha. not to be weird or anything but Im kinda weird sorry. lol.
    anyhow, its on my blog bucketlist to have a follower from Ireland. and you're the first person I've even found from there. nice job!

    anyhow, Yes. major fangirl probs with me and i can relate to this on a spiritual level. thank you for this epic post. lol.

    sorry again for being weird and sorry if you get more comments from me bc following right now.

    princessfaithm.blogspot.com

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    1. Hannah MaryFebruary 18, 2015 at 5:49 PM

      YOU ARE AWESOME, THANK YOU. Glad you can relate to all this!

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  20. H.M. WilsonFebruary 18, 2015 at 5:29 PM

    This post = perfection!! FANGIRLS, UNITE!!! <3

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  21. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2015 at 5:34 PM

    I laughed and then I cried. There's no going back I'm a fangirl for life.

    Micaela || Note + Rain

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  22. EvangelineJuly 16, 2015 at 9:10 AM

    .....................
    They all relate to me..
    Wowzers... :D
    Btw just curious who your Doctor Who OTP is.. I love 10/Rose, 12/Clara and my friend ships 12/Me :-)
    ~Evie

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    1. Hannah MaryJuly 17, 2015 at 12:37 AM

      My DW OTP? Hmm...good question! I'd have to say 10/Rose and Amy/Rory. Also 11/Me. :D Wait so you ship 12 and Clara? Wow! I'm guessing Danny wasn't a fave...

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    2. EvangelineJuly 17, 2015 at 11:36 PM

      Thank you! =D Oh yeah Amy and Rory! (My brain goes Rory the Roman!) hhehe You can take 11 I'll have 12 :P and yes I do very much so. Danny was good I geuss, like he was funny and all but I didn't like the way Clara had to lie to him a lot and somtimes he just got annoying. Hmmmmmmmmmm *twitches nose in thought* Yup 12 and Clara for me.. =D

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